Cunt Farmer

A gentleman who farms the Cunt. One who likes to sow his seed.

Roger Is a dirty old Cunt farmer always trying to sow his seed.

by Mud Pussy May 7, 2018

weekend farmer

A city slicker trying to raise farm animals in a metro/suburb area. Not to be confused with the common gardening and cultivation of vegetables and fruits. Raising a menagerie of different types of pets for food or as a hobby.

My in laws are now retired and they are becoming weekend farmers, by raising miniature pigs and fancy chickens in their backyard.

by Neoking CAWL September 28, 2013

Nick Farmer

Someone who is a great person, fun, out going, slow Duner, with generally prude behavior

Nick farmer is a badass

by Jparuleski November 14, 2021

farmer worm

When you take your pointer finger and try to insert it into someone's butthole (clothing optional).

Her anus hurt after she got farmer wormed at a concert.

by Asmodyus January 12, 2014

tray farmer

someone who looks for cigarettes or roaches in the ashtray. extreme tray farmers may roll their own smokes made from cigarette butts. aka snipe hunter

me: "let me bum a smoke"

brent: "we smoked em all. go find some butts."

me: "tray farmer"

by dubious1 December 31, 2011

star farmer

A person on a message board who posts exceedingly just to up his post count. Often for the reward for more stars.

That guy is a total star farmer. He posted 200 times in his first week.

by katie tran August 17, 2004

ratchet farmer

A ratchet farmer is a boy or girl that has no self control or is very weird. He or she is probably very fake and likes to play with peoples feelings.He or she will hurt your feelings and then try to become your friend again..but don’t be fooled they are just wanting attention.They will probably quit a cool sport,to go to a gay one.

Oh hey there goes the ratchet farmer..hope he doesn’t come over here

by Casscangofast March 25, 2020