Fuzzy Seattle

When a woman sits on a man's face who has a beard and he eats her out until she cums all over his face like the rain in Seattle.

Amanda sat on Thomas's face and he used his skilled tongue until she gave him a Fuzzy Seattle.

by Spaulding81 July 6, 2019

FUZZY DUDDY

A millennial male individual that was raised by a liberal female that forced such said individual to stay inside. Typically overweight, plays video games, and prefers to puff peters. Such individuals will deny the need to puff peter, but will always deny such need.

My boss hired a new employee, and that fuzzy duddy called in and quit on his first day of work.

by hippofisher August 2, 2018

fuzzy baby

A baby that is born with excessive pubes

Man she has a fuzzy baby

by Oh ya dadsy May 16, 2018

fuzzy tire

A man with a hairy belly who also suffers from Dunlap disease, which is when the large belly girth spills out over the belt. Theoretically, this can also happen to a woman, but because women are less likely to have hairy bellies, it most predominantly affects men. Usually when a female has this condition, it is more evenly spread around the waist, causing a roll of fat all around the top of the pants that is commonly referred to as a "muffin top".

"I wish the neighbor dude would wear a t-shirt when he mows the lawn. No one wants to see that fuzzy tire."

by Fallie the Pally March 18, 2010

Fuzzy Notions

A made up word pretentious people use when they can't think of another word to describe a feeling.

Example: "from a managerial standpoint, these productivity numbers are giving me fuzzy notions"

by JPM2014 March 10, 2014

Fuzzy Muddly

The spot you miss when shaving your butthole

So I was bent ova the sink all spread eagle roight, when I reached back to admire my supposed job well done on me bum, and blimy if I didn't come across a fuzzy muddly.

by That boy down unda April 22, 2019

fuzzy canoe

Slang word for a hairy pussy

That girl has a fuzzy canoe!

by GennyBean August 17, 2021