A disease affecting animators of all kinds. It mainly targets the animators of "furries", "fursonas", animals, and such. The symptoms can include the growth of ears and a tail. The only cure is the animator's disease vaccination.
by AkaneRose February 22, 2011

A disease that affects married men that prevents them from either remembering to do simple household chores or performing them in an acceptable manner.
My husband forgot to take the downstairs trash out again on trash day after I reminded him to take ALL the trash out. His Manzheimer's Disease is really getting worse!
by runamok March 19, 2010

by Biggb January 16, 2019

The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from one-sided love, where the patient throws up and coughs up flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. The infection can be removed through surgery, but the feelings disappear along with the petals.
If I cough up petals? Does that mean I have the hanahkai disease because I throw up petals every day and it hurts so much
by Takashi shirogane October 21, 2018

Brian: Yo, Chad where's your girl this weekend? I thought you were getting some blonde pussy?
Chad: Nah bruh, she went home with Disease Ansari from the club last weekend. Haven't heard from her since
Chad: Nah bruh, she went home with Disease Ansari from the club last weekend. Haven't heard from her since
by D Flawless July 1, 2020

When a person undergoes symptoms such as stalking older men, ripping their jeans while climbing over fences, bad odour, chain smoking, randomly hiccuping, doing funny dances and farting a LOT.
by rach n nath December 16, 2006

When the star of a movie or television series who was oringinally fat, losses weight between movies or television seasons.
" Hey, have you seen the new series of 'Drake and Josh' ?"
" Yeah, that Josh kid isn't fat anymore !"
" I know, i think he got longbottoms disease between seasons"
" Yeah, that Josh kid isn't fat anymore !"
" I know, i think he got longbottoms disease between seasons"
by JamaicanBacon'93 July 15, 2009
