Digital Bacon

The squiggly lines that obstruct the picture when you try to watch cable porn without buying it.

Channel 98 would be the greatest if that digital bacon wasn't covering up her nipples.

by Trocar99 April 21, 2010

Doing the Digits

A term for the well known sex position known as 69

Josh: "Hey Erika you wanna 69 tonight?"
Erika: "You mean doing the digits?"
Josh: "What the frik is that?"

by HolyBuckets December 27, 2011

digital bitch

A girl who spends nearly all of her time on digital devices such as iPod, iPad, iPhone, Droid, etc. She is concerned primarily with her social media presence which usually does not represent the mundane and vapid nature of her real life. Human interactions will always take a second seat to her engagement to the digital world. The latter is especially true with regard her lack of interest in/aversion to the more visceral or physical aspects of human life.

1. "Dude, I took her out to Morton's and she spent the entire time on her fuckin iPad. We barely spoke! Digital bitch..."

2. "I would have given her a proper rogering last night, but she couldn't put down her smartphone and it was a real turnoff. Don't waste your time with that digital bitch."

by Wally Wendell January 16, 2014

Digital Panties

Digital Panties: When you get a phone number from the female sex. It's a metaphor for taking off a girls panties, digitally speaking. ie: its a step towards getting laid.

A: I met this really pretty girl on the subway.
B: Oh yeah?
A: Yeah, I got her Digital Panties.
B: Verrrrrry nice... (Borat voice)

by kikuta December 7, 2009

Digital Dick

A guy that tells a woman over an online dating site that his dick is gigantyranapocolypsianly huge. And when they meet, the woman finds out that his member is teeny weeny little bitty baby sized mini peepee is not really all that impressive. Thus making him a DIGITAL DICK.

"Whoa Bro your dick is small you DIGITAL DICK!!"
"You DIGITAL DICKED me you asshole."

by DirtyHampsterCheese November 29, 2011

digitally insert

Placing a finger inside of an orifice.

1. My boss told me to digitally insert her, but I didn't know whether he meant the girl into a photograph or my finger in the girl.

by Eee Bee February 2, 2015

digital janitor

Office job that mostly involves cleanup and maintenance of digital databases or files; such as backup, restoration, updates, upgrades, purges, archiving, etc. Requires a modicum familiarity with basic computer operations including file and database management but little in the way of problem solving skills or creativity.

His business card might call him a Database Administrator but he's really just a glorified digital janitor.

by wurdnerd November 20, 2009