dirty deuce

The girl at work that only likes it up the poop chute because she is "saving herself for marriage" and "doesn't want her fiancee to know she is not".

Don't sit there... the dirty deuce sat there and may have left some squirts behind.

by mr. hankey August 6, 2004

atomic deuce

The act of projectile defecating while firmly positioned high above the toilet bowl. Usually performed in a public bathroom with your legs over the edges of the stall for balance.

Many lives were lost in the great Atomic Deuce of '98.

by Adam Dubois November 1, 2006

ace deuce

usually refers to ann arbor, michigan

i live in ace deuce bitch

by alex gooding January 5, 2006

deuce-flames

heated lumps of fiery shits

oh man, he's shooting deuce-flames out of his ass

by Serrant May 13, 2008

Mongo Deuce

1. (Noun) An absolutely massive shit.
2. (Verb) The act of taking a mongo deuce.

1. Yo Chad, I can feel a mongo deuce coming. It’s tearing up my insides.
2. I just mongo deuced in that bathroom. You shouldn’t go in there for a while.

by Hatman6659 January 3, 2019

deuce oven

1. Closing the door after dropping a deuce in order to keep the stank in for the next person.

2. Pulling the covers over your partners head after accidentally dropping a deuce in bed.

1. Some asshole left me a deuce oven in the staff washroom. I almost passed out from that stank!

2. I'll be back in a few minutes ladies. I'm gonna go make you a deuce oven.

3. That deuce oven was so hot you could bake cookies in there!

4. Smell this Bitch! DEUCE OVEN!

by deuce master April 14, 2014

Deuce Bandit

An individual who anonymously sneaks into a public or workplace restroom, drops a massive shit in the toilet and exits the restroom unnoticed without flushing. Leaving the disaster for the next person to discover.

I went into the McDonald's restroom and discovered that a Deuce Bandit had struck the only available stall so I had to hold it until I got home.

by motorcycle98 August 16, 2020