Moonwalk Defense

When you deny doing something wrong by admitting you committed the same wrongdoing only once at a different time or place.

Guy 1: I didn't wear black face in that picture because I only did it this one other time at a different party.
Guy 2: Yeah, great moonwalk defense.

by thenamesmurphy February 3, 2019

Lukas deffendall

A piss- drinker who is a bully and a female.

“Dude you’re such a Lukas Deffendall!”

by Your local homie January 12, 2020

Self Defense

When somebody who's on MY side shoots someone, but not when it's somebody on YOUR side!

Person 1 : "Yeah, Person 4 shot Person 56 in self defense because he came at Person 4 with a knife."
Person 2 : "Oh, shame. I hope he's okay."
Person 1 : "Oh yeah, Person 5 shot Person 78 because he did the same thing."
Person 2: "Person 5? Isn't he one of those OdD nUmBeR people? Crazy how murderers get away with anything in this country.."
Person 1: "What"

by LordHookie April 28, 2022

phase of the moon dependent

A slang phrase for insanity. Could also be used when speaking about a werewolf.

Roger: Great, Dom's out swimming in the ocean during the storm

John: Nothing new there, we both know he's phase of the moon dependent

by Wacko Deluxe July 5, 2012

Polar bear defense

When your getting mauled be a polar bear and you only have once option left. Stick your finger or fingers or fist is his anal cavity. This could result in three outcomes. 1- the polar bear doesn't like it and thinks your gay so he runs away. 2- the polar bear does like it so backs up to u and gives u the option to fuck him or die. You fuck him he let's u free. 3- he doesn't like or is offended by it and kills you on the spot. Which isn't all that bad cuz if you make him more mad he will kill you faster instead of dragging it out.

A man who had heard of Polar bear defense jumped in the polar bear pit and the zoo to swim with the polar bears and they weren't happy. He used polar bear defense and the polar bear let him fuck him Now he is a star on pornhub.

by cletus cccccccccccccccccho October 22, 2017

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Guy2:kinda sus if youre gonna ask me

by Totally not BelowNatural August 23, 2021

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