david

big,round,stays in the bathroom for years.

"oh god do you hear that?"
"is that an earthquake??"
"never mind its just david."

by ooooooooofffffffffffffffffffff April 22, 2019

david

davids can smell people from a mile away
good luck if you trying to escape me
my hands 1 shot anyone
can defeat pablos

he has big davids
he can david away

by glizzy squad November 8, 2022

David

David is an amazing person he is talent loving and cute

That guy is so cute i wonder if his name is David

by Onllllll May 5, 2019

david

emo. emo david.

“have you met david?”

“yeah, he’s pretty emo.”

by ilovemyemoboyfriend January 7, 2022

David

big ass dick

David is a dream daddy

by Yourdaddy229075 April 8, 2019

David

He can be rude when you meet him but when you get to know him he is really kind, he does have his ups and downs but that's very rare. He is straight but will support you for being whoever and whatever you want to be. He is also usually the youngest in the family. If you know a David, don't lose him.

Boy 1: Woah, don't you think David is really rude?
Boy 2: No, he's my best friend, but did you just meet him?
Boy 1: Yeah.
Boy 2: Oh, that makes sense; just try to get to know him.

by JJKB5 August 13, 2019

David

Someone who really likes art. Museum is his thing. He is very indecisive with a lot of things; may it be food, people and career. Very charming. His smile always dazzled me. Person who doesn’t like to argue and don’t want any trouble.

His name always reminds me of David and Goliath; hence, I call him Goliath.

by felicity14 January 28, 2020