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Danger-ed

Background: A form of criticizing vis a vis video games by one (or more) person (or persons) that claim to or have greater knowledge of the video game then those playing.

Defintion: To be a complete ass to people who are trying to play a video game in peace.
People are playing a video game in peace. You walk in, and you belittle everything they are doing and how you would do it is the better and correct way of course.
by SPAM March 13, 2005
mugGet the Danger-edmug.

Danger Close

Military jargon for a fire mission ordered within close proximity of friendly units. Also to break wind - usually with devastating effect - in the company of close friends or family.
Josh: "Oscar Zulu Yankie Delta Niner, artillery away, danger close." *farts in friend's face*

Dana: "Jim, don't break wind in the room when my mother has come to visit."
Mother: "Since when did Jim care about danger close?"
by Nehima Six66 November 14, 2009
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Danger Close

A term that is meant too be shouted when you are in a public toilet and your about to take a massive dump after consuming food such as curry. This technique should be used to warn people or too create tension for no particular reason or for your own personal enjoyment.
You've just taken a dump and you shout "DANGER CLOSE" as loud as you can too warn people of the event. You then casually walk out without making eye contact with anyone else in there.
by ike2011 March 21, 2011
mugGet the Danger Closemug.

Danger Can

A drinking game involving a can of beer (lager) and a group of people.

The game starts by the first person shaking the can as hard as possible in time to the rest of group chanting "Dan-ger can, Dan-ger can, Dan-ger can!" After the 9th shake the shaker smashes the body of the can into their head with as much force as they dare.

This continues around the group until a fracture appears in the can. If it is just a small leak then the person who caused the can to leak then they must cover the hole, and repeat the process until the hole opens up. The smasher then attempts to drink the resulting deluge of beer as the rest of the group cheers/avoids the rain of beer.
"Guys, they are playing danger can, lets join them!"
by Perkinator December 6, 2007
mugGet the Danger Canmug.

Danger Shag

Danger shag.....Basically you get a bird in bed (prefrably of the african/african american sort) and you go to her house and proceed with natures intention of pile driving making as MUCH noise as possible while the father's downstairs.....when you're close to the end of your stamina bar you shout said fathers name and have to finish and tidy yourself and the surroundings up before the behemoth makes it upstairs and (pardon my french) fucks you up from the inside out
I had a Danger shag the other day but i got caught and her dad snapped my dick off
by ApprenticedEmporor October 28, 2010
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Danger Dongs

A set of nun chunks made of two large dildos connected by a chain. Pulling a set of these out is one of the greatest power moves known to man.
The other night someone tried to mug me, but luckily I had my Danger Dongs on me to defend myself.
by Grumlord;) March 3, 2019
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