National suck a dick day

The 9th of February is known for being the best day for a woman to suck a dick whether he's a friend,first date or long term boyfriend you will enjoy sucking his dick

Hey its national suck a dick day!

Perfect whip it out already

by Sam's real February 2, 2020

National grab dick day

Every year on April 11th it is customary and allowed for girls to grab dick on whoever they’d like

Hey did you remember to grab a dick today it’s the national grab dick day

by Cloakedvirginia April 11, 2019

tiny dick day

May 17th is National Tiny Dick Day. A day that celebrates every man, woman, and everything in between with a tiny dick.

"its May 17th, National Tiny Dick Day! Go tell Brody!!"

by casynsjnxbxbb May 30, 2023

National Grab Dick Day

Grab a boy’s dick today and say it’s National Grab Dick Day😂
Have a laugh❗️

“Grabs Rob dick” it’s grab dick day💀
“Y’all crazy”😂 Rob Said

National Grab Dick Day- grabbing a boy penis with them knowing.

by .myia September 17, 2019

national grab dick day

on september 4th you can grab anyone’s dick

bryan: hey it’s national grab dick day
angelica: oh really *grabs bryan’s dick*

by randomshitttttttt September 1, 2019

kick dick day

all girl will have the permission to kick boys balls on the 5th of october😘✨

hey michelle i heard it’s kick dick day wanna👁👄👁 john

by theloveguru October 3, 2020

National Shove Your Dick in Cowen Day

On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.

Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!

by Ballsandshit May 5, 2024