Amber Curse

NOUN

(the Turd curse)
1. Whatever one touches, turns to shit.
2. A divine gift for quickly creating havoc or being professionally doomed.
3. The ability to make shit out of anything one undertakes.

Origin
Early 21st century; one of the mythical underwater monsters from the Atlantis possessed a quick temper and hatred and cursed all surface-dwelling authorities and citizens.

“This young actor has the Amber curse. Every film she is involved in becomes a flop.”
“That woman seems to have the Amber curse when selling Amica cream."
"Oh, do be careful and don't date that girl! She has the Amber curse."

by BarbossasPeriwig May 11, 2022

Okinawa Curse

When an Anime Character says they are going to Okinawa and the trip gets canceled or changed.

We are going to Okinawa!

The Hotel caught on fire.

The okinawa curse happned again.

by Tsimms62 January 3, 2022

Advy Curse

The curse caused by Advy to make a typo while tryping

Bro i made a trypo, i think i got the Advy Curse

by Blacky3900 July 2, 2023

ken curse

being extremely unlucky in a game of valorant, which includes but is not limited to getting one-tapped, wiffing, timing and other things that helps make you die.

dude, I missed all my shots, I got the ken curse.

by monthreview January 20, 2023

Cursed Goomba

Based on Goomba from Super Mario Bros. A powerful being most known for his scaly skin, large eyes and unmoving, straight mouth. He is an immortal goomba with no care for human life.

Praise our lord and savior Cursed Goomba

by aid0nboi October 18, 2021

cursed eternity

The epitome of crappy metal bands.

Fuck Cursed Eternity. Cursed Eternity sucks.

by The Uninvited Guest June 10, 2004

R.Mcdermott curse

The act of never being able to win a championship in any sport you play.

Geez i thought we were close to a win boys, until the R.Mcdermott curse kicked in.

by Sliceofdevon April 3, 2017