curse of the mexican

When you've been outlawed from sex by the opposite gender you start to think everyone is hot

Bob: that girls is fine!
Steve: dude! look at her she's a troll
Bob: really
Steve: yes, how longs it been Bob
Bob: too long
Steve: you have the curse of the mexican bob
Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by stealth reaper March 9, 2012

curse of the Chinaman

When you eat a lot of Chinese food and your farts/poop smell like Chinese foods.

"Man Mike, your farts smell like Kung pow chicken, you must have yhe curse of the Chinaman." As Mike sat on the toilet the morning after eating Chinese food he cursed the chinaman.

by Mr Sully September 10, 2023

The curse of Pirate Piggy

This curse is the worst of curses. It is cautioned to avoid this at all costs. The only way to obtain this curse is by looking at his treasure map whenever you get the chance. The map is most often found under plates. It is highly advised to pick up the plate and read it.

Kyle: You need to look at the map!

Simon: I'm not going to look under my plate.

Kyle: Than you have the curse of Pirate Piggy.

by Not Yellow Swine April 26, 2016

Facebook curse

When a couple becomes Facebook official their relationship is suddenly plagued with problems and eventually ends.

In most cases it causes the girl to overlook the potential of their relationship and start questioning things that really are non-existent issues.

did you hear about Liza and Andy they went Facebook official? yeah I did they broke up last week. Damn another case of the facebook curse

by seymourbutts504 July 25, 2017

The Curse of Nordic Cove

An old urban legend that states:

"If you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks."

1: Have you heard of The Curse of Nordic Cove?
2: No... What's that?
1: It's said that if you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks.
2: Woah...

by a dude, probably May 8, 2019

singularity curse

the curse of being single forever.

No girls like Nick. Nobody will ever date him. He has the singularity curse.

by Ecnev November 21, 2019

robin curse

to have a disease linked to a caravan

“oh no, i caught the robin curse”
“were you in a caravan?”
“yes”

by lucbev February 17, 2021