Cucumber

A bit of backstory.. In ancient times when dinosaurs flew into space, women got really fuckin' horny and would grow a secret relic known as 'a cuCUMber' back then they over pronounced the CUM part because that was the tailored devices purpose. Back when religion was big, pussies would stay as dry as the sahara desert and tight asf, so the cuCUMbers were small, but since slavery stopped sluts banged blacks and needed FUCKIN huge dildos and thats... how babies are made

Girl A: Fuck he's been out of town for weeks i need something to ease me
Billy mays: HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT THE cuCUMber! BUY IT SO YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
Girl A:YAY now i can get out the kitchen!

by KekCovfefeSwegDab August 26, 2017

Cucumbered

To help someone and then you get the raw end of the stick

I can’t believe how much he/she just royally cucumbered me right now.

by Lordweeksofben February 5, 2021

frozen cucumber

A frozen cucumber usually occurs when an iced penis is surprisingly entered into a fuck socket. The refusal of sex that ensues results in a very cold version of blue balls.

I tried giving her the Old El Paso Snowplow but ended up with a frozen cucumber.

by Todd Schneider July 17, 2018

cucumber dildo

when you get a cucumber and carve a pp head in it then use it as a dildo

Chloe: Hey Emily?
Emily: Yes?
Chole: I made my own cucumber dildo last night. It was so nice I cummed!
Emily: No problem.

by JustinBieberLover1223 September 22, 2020

Cucumber

Girls use it... To eat! You dirty minded freak. Boys may use it too... To eat 😉😉

Hey, Have you used to cucumber yet 😏

by Chicken nuggetsssss April 16, 2020

Cucumber Slip-and-Slide

When a woman shoves a cucumber up her butthole/vagina and rides a slip and slide repeatedly causing pressure to build up firing the cucumber out at high speeds

Becky went to my nephews birthday party and performed a cucumber slip-and-slide

by TripleJJJ19 June 1, 2025

Salty cucumber

One who sucks dick after it has been in a dirty and sweaty hoe's ass.

Dang he'd/she'd be the type to be a salty cucumber

by Bobbycucumber May 15, 2018