by Wafercrusader March 23, 2023
Get the Cucumber toaster mug.A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!
“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg
by TheBeanJuicer November 1, 2023
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Xavier 1: Hate 2 break it to ya, but I wore them first. ME bequeefed THEE, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.
Xavier 2: So YOU'RE the one who stained them!
Xavier 1: Whoever found it, browned it!
Xavier 2: You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late; You Snoze, You Loze.
Xavier 1: You sleeped. You weeped.
Xavier 2: You naple, you get slaple.
Xavier 1: You slumber, a cucumber!
Xavier 2: You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads!
Xavier 2: You slumber, ham-BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK AB
Xavier 1: Hate 2 break it to ya, but I wore them first. ME bequeefed THEE, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.
Xavier 2: So YOU'RE the one who stained them!
Xavier 1: Whoever found it, browned it!
Xavier 2: You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late; You Snoze, You Loze.
Xavier 1: You sleeped. You weeped.
Xavier 2: You naple, you get slaple.
Xavier 1: You slumber, a cucumber!
Xavier 2: You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads!
Xavier 2: You slumber, ham-BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK AB
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“I had a bad case of the cucumber fingers last nigh, but I didn’t want it to go to waste, so I used it for your salad.”
by PussyPunisher12 April 16, 2023
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Girl A: Fuck he's been out of town for weeks i need something to ease me
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Girl A:YAY now i can get out the kitchen!
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Girl A:YAY now i can get out the kitchen!
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