Crusty waffle

Dried up semen on the patch of skin formerly known as the taint

She refused to wash her crusty waffle after a dripping cream pie.

by Dog water inc December 3, 2015

Crusty

A word to describe basically anything bad about anything.

Origins in Ohio from a group of teenagers complaining about a ton of stuff, and forming a very exclusive group called "crust gang"

Person 1: This school is so bad..\
Person 2: Yeah its crusty

by cruster duster December 1, 2019

crusty cum bubble

An insult I heard from a girl I knew once, and its been funny as hell ever since. I guess it's just as it sounds, a dried, crusty bubble of semen.

Shut up you crusty cum bubble!

by Sydney June 3, 2004

crusty crab

When a guy cums all over a girls pubes and the guy gives her crabs!

Marlene: What Happen?? Whats wrong with your pants?
Elise:Damn it! That Small Dick Shit gave me a CRUSTY CRAB

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

crusty franklin

when you collect dried cum from various objects and locations ( ex. bed sheets, tip of penis, faces, genitalia, pillow cases, breasts, toilet seats, computer keyboards, showers, underpants exc.)than you proceed to crumble the dried cum into fine powder and put it in a line and snort it.

once i woke up in the morning to do my laundry just like every other day, when i noticed a very large amount of dried cum on my bed sheets so i proceeded to perform a crusty franklin on top of my dryer while pleasuring myself.

by holly and bec <3 December 17, 2008

crusty

a fan of the genre of harsh punk rock/hardcore music called crustcore, crust punk or simply crust. a member of the crustcore punk scene. many crusties are also squatters or homeless. some obvious looks associated with the crusties milieu are black cloths, butt flaps, facial tattoos, lots of patches, dread locks and punk rock hair styles, bullet belts and sleeveless jean jackets. crusty is also used as an adjective to describe a band's sound.

you know the guy, that crusty squatter kid with that face tat and the dog.

Man, Dystopia sounds so crusty!

by darkmugan May 14, 2005

crusty clown

a crusty clown is similar to a dirty sanchez but instead of just a mustache you put a poop ring all around the mouth and on the nose, to look like a clown

BAAAAMMM!! I just gave that bitch a crusty clown and now she's scaring the kids.

by Squirrel Nipps December 12, 2004