A Cowboy Mike is someone who doesn’t eat anything other than meat or cheese with the possible ketchup packet here and there.
by Ab4420 July 20, 2021
Get the Cowboy Mikemug. by yehowyada February 6, 2018
Get the cowboy crystalsmug. A Kenyan Cowboy (KC for short) is a white expat, normally British, who lives in Kenya and and is a living throwback to Africa's colonial era. Despite believing themselves to be single-handedly taking on the African continent with all of its dangers, they are normally observed around the campfire drinking, brawling and telling tall stories of their heroic feats ("I looked the lion straight in the eyes and I swear to you man... the fucker retreated!") They tend to come equipped with safari khaki shorts and flip flops, even when travelling to more temperate countries as they have a staggeringly limited knowledge of what goes on outside of Kenya. Due to their limited vocabulary, the common lingo is a crude mixture between English and Swahili. They are also epitomised by remarkably short lifespans as a direct consequence of ill-conceived, stupefyingly reckless acts of bravado and derring-do.
"Oh, you know Mark?"
"Yeah, he's such a Kenyan Cowboy. The other day he almost died trying to jack into the national electrical grid. The week before that he almost fell off the roof of his 4x4 trying to landsurf."
"Yeah, he's such a Kenyan Cowboy. The other day he almost died trying to jack into the national electrical grid. The week before that he almost fell off the roof of his 4x4 trying to landsurf."
by P3ppermint April 8, 2022
Get the Kenyan Cowboymug. A certain breed of ranch hand who prefers a type of chaps constructed holly of sewn together rhinoceros anuses.
The tanned and cured rhinoceros anal dermis is known to be both durable and breathable.
Additionally, it has been found to have repellant qualities, deterring large Savannah predators, such as lions and rich old white men.
The tanned and cured rhinoceros anal dermis is known to be both durable and breathable.
Additionally, it has been found to have repellant qualities, deterring large Savannah predators, such as lions and rich old white men.
Did you see that man over there in the produce section, Beth? He looks to be a true-blue Rhinhole Cowboy. So sexy in his rhino-anus chaps and ten gallon wildebeest pube hat!
by The Mumbling Manchildren December 20, 2017
Get the Rhinhole Cowboymug. Cowboy kaiden is a dude who goes to a school. He wants to be a cowboy so everyone calls him cowboy kaiden or just cowboy. He is also hot and has nice muscles
by Girlyoullneverknow April 5, 2022
Get the Cowboy kaidenmug. A Cowboy kid is someone who’s parent/guardian is a figure of authority. (Police Officer, Judge, Secretary of State.) They are often known for their mischief or pattern of behavior.
by J-dog28 January 6, 2021
Get the Cowboy Kidmug. She put him in his place, riding him like the submissive cowboy that he was, while letting out a giggly 'yeee haaa!'
by Seatty November 27, 2013
Get the submissive cowboymug.