Shart-corking

Inserting a rectal barrier to prevent farts from containing brown surprises.

Me missus thinks I'm into butt stuff cos she caught me shart-corking. Now she wants to peg me hole!

by Kiwikelpie June 5, 2020

Corking it

Where a man places his penis into his partner and ejaculates inside, not pulling out letting the semen ferment inside the to ensure that his partner will become pregnant.

Ie: Jacob was making love to Elizabeth and told her he was going to be corking it tonight, so they can have a child.

by Howdybro June 10, 2020

Cork-Nut Gang

The Trump Administration

How soon until the Cork-Nut Gang starts World War III?

by Watching Time Slip By October 9, 2017

Cork

Floating device

The cork was bobbing up and down

by Toodamnmean June 11, 2017

Cork best friend

Someone who is such a good friend they plug you up when you need too, but also let you explode when it's time to have fun.

Colleen is always there for me, she's my cork best friend.

by Austin Eriksen June 24, 2017

lady cork

an alternative term for a tampon

I can't wait until the end of this week when I can stop wearing a lady cork and stop wearing panties

by blondie9867 July 2, 2016

cork

A penis

Becky: So you guys had sex in his car?

Tammy: Yeah, when he pulled out his cork, I gushed all over his seat.

by AngryBananas July 30, 2016