cork

a short, stumpy penis.

I wanted to see underneath, but all I got was cork!

His cork really stopped me from spilling.

by walletchaser November 22, 2019

Cork Snorkler

One who gets drunk from consuming nothing but wine.

Person 1:"Did you see Cris last night downing all that wine"
Person 2: " Yeah he's a total cork snorkler"

by TheMcDonalds69 August 12, 2021

j-corking

When an individual starts stuttering and fails to provide sufficient information during an argument or a discussion.

Kaka started J-Corking after being asked what car was her favorite.

by Steamling May 6, 2022

Cork

The Greatest place on Earth. Located in the South-West of Ireland, it’s also known as:

Heaven
Elysium

Paradise

Jesus: God! There’s a pandemic going on! You should be helping them. Why the hell are you staying in Cork?

God: It’s because I’m working from home, son.

by GCC_Sham January 28, 2022

Corking it

Corking it is a action that’s kinda like edging but for shit, to cork it you have to shove a butt plug into your asshole to hold in any shit that you may experience throughout the day

Stacy: man Jess you’ve been making you’ve been making weird faces and farting a whole lot what’s up with that?

Jess: sorry Stacy I’ve been corking it in so I don’t have to excuse myself to the bathroom

by Jeremy coomer January 22, 2024

cerebrum cork

when the government messes up your speech to try to denigrate you, discredit your testimony, or take you to jail.

The cerebrum cork hurt Rick Perry in the polls, minorities in court, and made people that are sober be caught for DUI.

by Coop Dupe January 6, 2020

Cork the fork

Get a vasectomy; prevent semen production

Jerry’s wife made him cork the fork to prevent more kids.

by Martin in Parkin May 27, 2023