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The Desi connection theory

The theory that every Desi within an state will somehow be connected through one person or another
“Bro, how do you know every Desi kid from my first grade class, I lived 3 cities over”

“It’s the Desi connection theory
by YumiYumiNoMi January 10, 2023
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never connected's

A classification of people, approx 5 million American households, generally below age 35 and childless, that view all TV and entertainment through the Internet (hulu, netflix, amazon ect) forgoing Cable TV service.
I can't bring my kids over to their house anymore. Those never connected's don't have cable tv to mindlessly sedate my children while we get drunk.

I love being never connected's, we have a cheap internet bill and watch whatever we want with no commercials!
by Slobadon January 15, 2014
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cocaine connect

Someone you know a bit, it’s not your friend or your pal but you can have a small talk with. That person know where to find good cocaine, so you keep them in you phone book
Girl : Do you have cocaine ?
Girl 2 : No, Sorry only weed...
Girl : Can you text, the dude who super into you ? What is name ? Steve ?
Girl 2 : Oh Steve ? Lol he is just my cocaine connect
by jeantuke March 31, 2021
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nuke's connection

Man, you have walmart Internet.

No, its just nuke's connection!
by 1t82 November 17, 2016
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connection whore

Someone who immediately tries to "friend" someone on Facebook or "link" to on Linkedin right after making their acquaintence (see also post-acquaintance friend request).
Joe: Damn, C just linked with the new sales guy at Acme before we were even finished with the conference call, what a connection whore.
Bob: I know, she's always looking for new people to up her connection count.
by leo341 June 13, 2011
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connected 03

GOOD BOOOK U SHOULD RUD
u: me want school book
me: connected 03 is great
by piss baby 3000 March 24, 2022
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DOGGONE CONNECTION

It is necessity of ULTIMATE PROTECTION for DEVOTED KIND MUTUAL LOVE domestic pet owners.

The diminishment of the belief in GOD by the SUBSTANTIVE ATHIESTS.

Get the message your FUTURE PEER GROUP.
Hey DORITHEA "how are you today?" I am fine and "what is your DOG'S name! , HOBIE, " so DOROTHEA , given her DOGGONE CONNECTION her name would be , " DOROTHEA HOBIE" which as you know is CATCHY TWO TOO TO YA.

Hey ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKING BITCH FATHER HOPE , PREIST CHARLIE AND NUN JANICE as well as that JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN all these ASSHOLES committing PEDERASTY and I will VEHEMENTLY relate to you there is no DOGGONE CONNECTION as can't you here see for YOURSELF!!!!

Look understand FUCKMATE BITCH ANAL ALAN as your name is SHIT ASSH0LE and you are nothing but a SQUIRT as your DOGGONE CONNECTION makes you a back alley HO.
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 5, 2021
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