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Communist

Dumbass that typically comes from a wealthy family and is self conscious about it. Didn’t get much attention growing up so they attempt to destroy America as an attention grab and as a way of fitting in.
Dude screw the corporate world and my dad. I’m gonna go get back in this new mustang he bought me and tweet about this on my new iPhone my dad bought me for my 40th birthday. I love being a communist I finally found a place to fit in. Gonna go smash my overweight rich kid communist friend!
by Basedman126 August 29, 2022
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Communist

1. A political movement that distributed wealth amongst all citizens, preventing social hierarchy.
Most famously seen in the USSR, and modern China. The concept was invented by Karl Marx, and was described in his book "The Communist Manifesto".
2. A buzzword used in the 1960s by Americans, used to describe something you didn't like. Due to a collision of freedom of thought, and the tensions with the USSR in the east
1. "The communist Chinese movement, the People's Republic of China, lead by Mao Zedong defeated the Republic of China, who fled to Taiwan"
2. "That new neighbor, Susie, is so communist"
"All this fake news is communist."
by CashMoneyY'all January 4, 2021
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communist baptism

A communist baptism is the act of taking viagra and repeatedly dunking your balls in a warm glass of goat milk. As your Nana takes a sip of her morning tea, you run over and stretch your milk soaked sack over the bridge of her nose so each testicle covers one eye. You then take her tea, chug it, and run for the hills. Hence leaving her thirsty and alone with a forehead dripping of disappointment so heinous only a communist penal colony could understand.
“Hey brother have you seen Nana lately?!”

“In fact I have, I gave her a communist baptism Monday morning and she hasn’t been the same since!”
by Belk Merelk December 27, 2023
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Anarcho-communist

A follower of anarcho-communism, a political ideology that combines anarchism and communism
My grandfather was a anarcho-communist
by GasparThalasso June 6, 2025
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American Communist threesome

a sexual experience between three consenting adults (threesome) in which any sexual act is allowed as long as two of them agree to the act; a “true democracy” threesome in which a third adult must comply with any sexual act that the other two agree on.
My bro and I had an American Communist threesome with a woman last Saturday night and it was insane!
by Joe Regularly December 23, 2023
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communist canada

Canada is now a filthy commie. It is now your “opp”.
Communist canada will never be the same ;(
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Communist

A sick atheist who likes patatoes and starving from hunger and living in lifeless buildings of course not a socialist

Probably he likes Russian stuff
Stalin: Comrade have you ever listen red army march about Communist babes as amv of anime girls

Karl: Oohh yes yes it turned me on
by Butt Hair of Gerald Witcher October 4, 2023
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