Cloud-Jerking

The act of jerking off to memory rather than pornographic material.

Jared: man, ever since net neutrality was appealed, I've been Cloud-Jerking to children all day.
Bob: That's sick, as a responsible citizen, I will notify police of your actions.
Jared: Bro, I was just playing, I was jerking off to the illegal pornography on my laptop.
Bob: reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*epilepsy*

by BlurryMcFlurry March 13, 2018

Vape cloud

Created when somebody (after inhaling off an electronic cigarette) exhales a large cloud of vapour.

"Do you even cloud bro?"
"Bro, check this vape cloud."
"Man, my box vape let's me cloud hardcore."

by Tropika April 30, 2016

Cloud X

A +1 feeling of extra euphoria and extra happiness to the Cloud 9. Especially from a trying a new power dank strain for the first time. cloud X as in cloud 10

Yo homie, what strain was that yesterday? It had me high straight to Cloud X.

by Manny9xx January 22, 2020

cock cloud

The act of masturbating and going outside during the winder time, letting the penis release a puff of hot steam.

dude, grant just walked out of our monthly tea party to release a cock cloud into the wild... thats fucked up dude.

by StinkyBro July 25, 2020

Cloud Job

A blow job where the person giving the blow job simultaneously blows a vape cloud on the penis.

That girl gave me a cloud job last night.

by Creeper478 October 10, 2020

Jesus Cloud

When the sun is hidden behind a large cloud so that the light bounces all around the edges and creates an awesome shot of heavenly clouds. Unfortunately, cell phone cameras can never capture these epic views.

Bro: Whoa, look at that cloud, man!
Man: Dude that's epic.
Bro: Like, the light and stuff bouncing around.
Man: It's a Jesus Cloud!

by Ass Kicka January 30, 2012

Neiman's Cloud

Old lady farts masked by excessive amounts of perfume or cologne; commonly encountered around cosmetic counters of department stores, e.g. Neiman Marcus.

"Ugh, in order to get to the handbag department I had to go through so many Neiman's clouds!"

by HRH Meerkat December 30, 2011