Church Of Gadsden

The Church of Gadsden was formed in the wake of government overreach in North America.

Being a member of the Church of Gadsden permits you to be exempt from tyrannical government policies due to “Religious Reasons”.
The church of Gadsden may form assembly anywhere it pleases, at any time it pleases.
Members may refer to each other as “Brother or Sister”.

The tail will rattle when provoked 🐍

“Greetings Brother James, I am so thankful to be a member of the Church Of Gadsden. I was exempted from the vaccine mandates at work for religious reasons”

by Ordained Minister J November 6, 2021

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Church Prime

Church Prime is a religion that was created by Dream, Tommyinnit, Tubbo, and Quackity. We WAP Dream who is Jesus, the Holy Spirit and God all in one. Many churches have been built in honor of our god. You must subscribe and prime to go to unlock the key to heaven. :)

"what religion are you", they ask. "Church prime", I reply. I hope my parents are proud of me.

by pleasesubscibeandprime February 16, 2021

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Church Finger

"In church you put your finger up when you have to walk in the aisle or something like that."

"in church they used to put up their index finger if they had to excuse themselves in the middle of the service"

"index finger pointed upwards to excuse oneself during a sermon you heathen"

Because of his mexican dinner the night before, Deacon Jones made use of the church finger several times during the Pastor's sermon.

by The Affable Tre July 29, 2006

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