chest snakes

when a human of female anatomys boob hair grows to massive length and girth

dude...that chick had mad chest snakes

by ieatchestsnakes March 1, 2009

chest napkin

The act of using the chest area of your shirt as a napkin for things such as wiping hands, letting your girlfriend cry on, blowing nose. Commonly used when no other napkin or wiping material is available.

The other day i was eating hot wings when i noticed that i had no napkins or paper towels to wipe my hands on so i used the trusty chest napkin to do the job

by da-ron March 14, 2010

Chest piece

A decorative ornament consisting of a massive load of jizz on some dirty sluts chest after a marathon fellatio session.

Man 1: "Bro do you remember that slut from last weekend with the massive tits?"
Man 2: "Yeah bruv, did you score or what?"
Man 1: "Yeah fuck yeah I did. I gave her the biggest chest piece. It was fucken sick cunaye".
Man 2: "Fuck yeah cunt".

by Moopet February 26, 2021

chest testicles

Boobies

The girl had nice chest testicles

by Toilet candy May 26, 2017

hairy-chested

Characterized by especially exaggerated or stereotypical manliness.

... the regulators have been powerless to do much more than issue hairy-chested statements about stepping up supervision and a willingness to impose penalties.

Elizabeth Knight, Surveying the field of carnage The Sydney Morning Herald March 07 2008

by madrigal communications March 9, 2008

chest bowling

the act of womens' breats rubbing and knocking together during lesbian foreplay

Kathy and Sara began their erotic evening with a game of chest bowling before they pulled out their toys.

by Charley Pearson December 6, 2006

v-chest

A shirt worn by douchebag hipsters or the French which has a v-neck cut that extends down below their nipples for no goddamned reason.

"Look at that French Guy. I can see his belly button in that v-chest."

by Brauny January 15, 2009