hooker champagne

Hooker champagne is a drink from the lovely state of Massachusetts. In which a hooker drinks strawberry soda. Or raspberry ginger ale.

Stop and shop has hooker champagne for 2 for five dollars!

by mmcclluurree.jj December 4, 2013

White Champagne

one sexy ass rapper who does not post up on frank black with his gang like slim jesus

oh indeed
hes white champagne

by Joe dirtè nigga May 24, 2018

Champagne Cork

When your girl challenges you to keep your dick in her while she blows a queef. You know, stop her up like a champagne cork.

My girl had to queef so I stuck my dick in her like a champagne cork to calm her guts.

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021

Champagne Flute

The act of sucking a penis similar to someone using a straw while the recipitant of the sucking are simaltaniously urinating.

You could call my grandma an alcoholic, every night she wants my champagne flute.

by Chavvvy June 21, 2018

Evelyn champagne king

an 80s artist who was mad-

person 1 : oh you make my love come down!
person 2 : Evelyn champagne king?
person 1 : uhmmmm-

by _____chaAzzA June 30, 2021

flat Champagne

Flat Champagne. Adjective. Used to describe a leader, Liz Truss, who claims her "Liz Fizz" economic plans are a work of a genius.

Also used to describe a bitter Daily Express/Mail reader

Did you hear about the "Liz Fizz"? Turns out it was fucking flat Champagne, again.

by ToryBoyRulez September 30, 2022

Champagne Piss

When you get some poo into your dick hole and then use piss to push it out. The poo on top of the piss is like the cork on a champagne bottle and the pee is like the champagne hence why it is called a champagne piss

I accidentally got my dick stuck in some shit so I had to take a champagne piss

by Some_G September 22, 2022