hooker champagne

Hooker champagne is a drink from the lovely state of Massachusetts. In which a hooker drinks strawberry soda. Or raspberry ginger ale.

Stop and shop has hooker champagne for 2 for five dollars!

by mmcclluurree.jj December 4, 2013

White Champagne

one sexy ass rapper who does not post up on frank black with his gang like slim jesus

oh indeed
hes white champagne

by Joe dirtè nigga May 24, 2018

Champagne Cork

When your girl challenges you to keep your dick in her while she blows a queef. You know, stop her up like a champagne cork.

My girl had to queef so I stuck my dick in her like a champagne cork to calm her guts.

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021

Champagne Flute

The act of sucking a penis similar to someone using a straw while the recipitant of the sucking are simaltaniously urinating.

You could call my grandma an alcoholic, every night she wants my champagne flute.

by Chavvvy June 21, 2018

American Champagne

An oxymoron.

Champagne can only come from France, in the region of Champagne.

Somebody tell Donald Trump that there's no such thing as American Champagne businesses.

by Txorromorro March 15, 2025

Wetherspoons champagne

A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Tim Martin's jizz

I'm celebrating so a glass of Wetherspoons Champagne please

by Weatherfork February 19, 2024

Evelyn champagne king

an 80s artist who was mad-

person 1 : oh you make my love come down!
person 2 : Evelyn champagne king?
person 1 : uhmmmm-

by _____chaAzzA June 30, 2021