Certified munch

Someone who is a slave to bitches

Duke is a certified munch gra gra

by Cabbagechild March 20, 2024

Certified boogie

A bop, a jam, an official banger and/or groove.

Man, this song is an absolute banger. It's a certified boogie. I'm just vibing to this beat.

by Elyi February 21, 2021

Certified idiot

A Maff teacher who doesn’t know the difference between five and six.

My Maff teacher is a certified idiot; he doesn’t know the difference between five and six. What a credited idiot he is.

by BbJjDd October 9, 2022

Certified Idiot

A certified idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t know that five is less than six.

My math teachers must be a certified idiot; he doesn’t know that five is less than six.

by BbJjDd October 8, 2022

certified yapper

The saying "certified yapper" means someone who believes they are certified for talking too much/saying dumb shit.

"I consider myself a certified yapper!"

"If I yap too much, then I must be a certified yapper!"

by Evrybdy_luvs.leeya March 13, 2024

big girl certified

To have proven you can get down and dirty with a big girl.

Also referred to as fat girl certified

“Damn chase is gettin big girl certified with that fat bitch”

“Damn baby you huge. I wanna get big girl certified with you”

by Mean mullet 69 February 20, 2021

certified tikybo

That type a nigga who Snatch anybody bitch, the Best rapper and the true GOAT , also the nicest nigga ever cuz he gets the most clout.

Certified Tikybo is too nice

by Claudio goodweller June 18, 2018