The area formerly known as the Pacific Northwest. Due to the high volume of Cali transplants looking to make a quick buck, it has been overcome with vineyards and marijuana fields. Oregon and Washington are now indistinguishable from the state below them.
by Ryoshi Kazashimo March 14, 2022
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Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far
Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far
Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad
by Doubletrouble50 August 3, 2019
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