place with loads of wankers drunks druggys and pregnant benefit women chavs and old people dont go there
by galifraiyansemajg September 17, 2017
Get the caterham on the hill mug.(Bolsillo Caliente de Cuernavaca in Spanish). It's like an Alabama hot pocket where you shit on the woman's vagina and have sex with it. But since it is a Mexican version, you add hot sauce and tequila, while the woman bites on a piece of lemon.
1. My dick's burning up - I think it's because I gave my gf a Cuernavaca Hot Pocket
2. Ay no puedo wey. No quiero hacer el Bolsillo de Cuernavaca.
2. Ay no puedo wey. No quiero hacer el Bolsillo de Cuernavaca.
by Jise9984 December 14, 2017
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by 12345j12345 May 25, 2019
Get the Culero mug.The hot shit you take that hurts leaving your body, and you swear it's so hot it will cauterize your hole shut
Jimbo: I've had a bad case of the cauterizing creations lately, and it's weird because all I've eaten are salads. I swear my asshole feels like it is being welded shut after a sesh on the toilet
by ONTHATSHIT January 6, 2020
Get the Cauterizing Creations mug.While many clubs might be difficult to join, not many have such unusual requirements for membership as the “Caterpillar Fight Club.”
It has been described as the club that no one wants to join. And those who become members do so, quite literally, by accident. All you need to do is successfully capture multiple monarch caterpillars, put them on a milkweed stalk and after they have gone to bed, in the middle of the night, one caterpillar will decide to wake up all the others for a thumping, whumping caterpillar fight and engage in a territorial battle violently striking each other over feeding territory.
It has been described as the club that no one wants to join. And those who become members do so, quite literally, by accident. All you need to do is successfully capture multiple monarch caterpillars, put them on a milkweed stalk and after they have gone to bed, in the middle of the night, one caterpillar will decide to wake up all the others for a thumping, whumping caterpillar fight and engage in a territorial battle violently striking each other over feeding territory.
“Did you hear about Shelby and Taylor?”
“Nah, what happened?”
“They got busted hosting a caterpillar fight club”
“WHAAAAT”
“Yeah dude, their fine was like 1,000 milkweeds per caterpillar as restitution”
“Nah, what happened?”
“They got busted hosting a caterpillar fight club”
“WHAAAAT”
“Yeah dude, their fine was like 1,000 milkweeds per caterpillar as restitution”
by TardyB June 19, 2021
Get the Caterpillar Fight Club mug.A person that is in love with cats he would turn his live into hell for some cats and/or a person that won’t get his mind of cats and/or won’t shut up about cats
John:hey Dave what do you think of my cat?
Dave;it’s ok
John:hey Dave
Dave:what?
John:is there a cat that has no tail
Dave:John would you shut up about cats in 5 am you’re such a caterio
John:
Dave;it’s ok
John:hey Dave
Dave:what?
John:is there a cat that has no tail
Dave:John would you shut up about cats in 5 am you’re such a caterio
John:
by Bingo-ishis-namo August 25, 2021
Get the caterio mug.a very special breed tbh... is so disrespectful but is fantastic in bed. once you get in her tornado, there's no more escaping. if she catches you, you're hers for life. naturally is a whore but once you've tamed her she comes around. she loves dick but is easy to turn gay. has huge tits and fantastic body. personality depends on whether mercury is in retrograde or not. she makes good food
boy 1: woah caterina is so hot wtf i want her even tho she's so disrespectful
girl 1 aka me: chill she likes me now and she makes me spaghetti
boy 1: omg lucky you have a caterina!
girl 1 aka me: chill she likes me now and she makes me spaghetti
boy 1: omg lucky you have a caterina!
by vanillaasf November 21, 2021
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