Crispy tits

Tits (also known as boobs) that have been sunburned so bad that they turn crispy and bright red in color. These kinds of tits may peel so bad that you are able to pick off an ocean of skin.

Boil and brew went to the beach and came back with sore crispy tits

by Brookis1999 September 11, 2015

Extra Crispy

Somebody that has a bad attitude and just seems to be upset for no reason. They are usually upset at you because they are upset and somebody else.

Damn......you see that bitch over there.......she was extra crispy for no reason.

by nigga nique June 27, 2006

Crispy Concords

A "Crispy Concord" Is When A Girl Is Giving You A Blowjob, You Begin To Vlog The Sex Acts & You Proceed To Slap Her Across The Face With A Used / Dried Up Nudah Condom Until You Cum On Her Air Jordans.

Fooya: Hey, Wanna Meet Up Later?
Kossdff: No, I Gotta Clean Up, I Just Crispy Concords A Bitch Earlier.

by 3rdLegGreg July 13, 2017

bang crispy

to leave in a hurry or to only stay for a minute.

Amanda : "hey man i'm about to bang crispy."
Jacob: "you just got here?"

example 2:
Joe: "did you go to that party yesterday?"
Alexis: "yeah man, but i banged crispy."

by missmamie October 31, 2011

Crispy Creme

A kitty kat that has the IQ of a teacup.

Omgz, crispy cremez, cmere babey i wanna pet your back and throw you at this beautifully white wall. (crispy meows) yeah you meow you tiny little munchkin fucktard, just meow.

by Fumples September 21, 2007

crispy critter

A term used for old people whose brains are so fried that they can't think straight.

"That old crispy critter just pulled out and almost hit me!"

by rsed November 10, 2006

crispy

A well dressed man,usually dressed in hip-hop gear.

My man LaRon over there lookin'all fresh and crispy like he just left the mall!

by NABIH.PHILLIPS November 15, 2007