by tr4v11s November 12, 2021
Get the wet crowmug. A girl who you probably liked before, ended up dating, but then left you for your friend, most commonly after a school dance. Likes cheerleading, has lots of popular friends. Cute, pretty, typically has gorgeous eyes. Once she leaves you, you end up wanting her back after a year.
Trust me, it's happened.
Some people don't like her, and call her Jasmine Hoe.
Trust me, it's happened.
Some people don't like her, and call her Jasmine Hoe.
Person 1: "Dang man, who's that girl over there?"
Person 2: "Oh you mean Jasmine? Jasmine Crowe?"
Person 1: "Oh...yeah never mind"
Person 2: "Oh you mean Jasmine? Jasmine Crowe?"
Person 1: "Oh...yeah never mind"
by Owari no Hajime May 4, 2022
Get the Jasmine Crowemug. by Peolis Taintabud June 19, 2015
Get the Follow the crowsmug. To lash out at the evidence of your deathly state.
“Well, stone the crows!” Basically, “I am so dead and all that’s left to do is fight to keep the buzzards from eating my flesh”. To stone the crow is pointless, because a crow only attacks you if you are dead. (You can’t literally throw stones at it if you’re dead), but it’s like panicking about the future and directing your anger about your misfortune and imminent death out towards something as harmless as a bird just because it reminds you of your awful predicament. We should never stone the proverbial crow, even if we are practically dead already, died before or are dead inside. In other words “don’t trip on small things when you have bigger fish to fry”. Or “don’t curse your fate or it’ll curse you.”
“Well, stone the crows!” Basically, “I am so dead and all that’s left to do is fight to keep the buzzards from eating my flesh”. To stone the crow is pointless, because a crow only attacks you if you are dead. (You can’t literally throw stones at it if you’re dead), but it’s like panicking about the future and directing your anger about your misfortune and imminent death out towards something as harmless as a bird just because it reminds you of your awful predicament. We should never stone the proverbial crow, even if we are practically dead already, died before or are dead inside. In other words “don’t trip on small things when you have bigger fish to fry”. Or “don’t curse your fate or it’ll curse you.”
The injured warrior stumbled into camp and an opportunistic mate yelled “stone the crow! You’re in bad shape.”
by DRUsky September 11, 2023
Get the Stone the Crowmug. Guy1: Leon is better
Guy2:Not better than shelly
Guy3: you guys are fools, The Toxic Crow is the best
Guy2:Not better than shelly
Guy3: you guys are fools, The Toxic Crow is the best
by GgGame! October 12, 2019
Get the Toxic Crowmug. Guy #1: Hey do you watch Kevin Crow?
Guy #2: Yeah I love his video called "How emos fart" that shit was hilarious.
Guy #2: Yeah I love his video called "How emos fart" that shit was hilarious.
by RandomEmoDude August 2, 2022
Get the Kevin Crowmug. where the man takes a long, solid shit in the girls mouth. Then the girl has the shit hanging out of her mouth and chases after the man with "the beak" until she pokes him in the eye
by HG Goons March 25, 2009
Get the dirty crowmug.