Crab panda

When someone licks in circles around your butthole then sticks their tongue inside while while stroking your cock or fingering your pussy.

She Crab Panda'd my asshole until I busted a huge nut!

by AC MCMR September 12, 2017

twisted crab

A sexual position involving two men sticking thumbs in each other's rear end.

Tom and Bob had their hands full with the twisted crab

by RubberDuckee October 4, 2017

Crab sauce

after going ham on your bitches clit if she is crusty she leaks out a sauce that is made of bits of crab and a mixture of Mayonaise And cum.

Damm this bitch got some nice crab sauce

by Dildo swagger November 25, 2018

Crab potting

The act of trying to come up by stepping on others, thus keeping them down. Like a bunch of crabs in a boiling pot of water trying to escape. If they helped each other get out, most would, instead they all die. This is analogous to the economy in California. Everyone wants to get rich, raising their prices for goods and services. Effectively everyone loses.

The price to remodel a kitchen in California is 3x higher than in Texas. Its the same raw materials, why? It's the contractors and their suppliers crab potting the consumers. It's ok, I'm a car mechanic, wait until their trucks break down i'll return the favor.

by nodistortion March 14, 2022

mega crabs

Like regular crabs, (the sexually transmitted parasite that lives in public hair) except several times bigger and more uncomfortable.

1. "excuse me, do you have anything for crabs?"
2. "sure, right over here sir"
1. "Mega crabs.."
2. "dear god sir, i beleive..your fucked'.."

by Jim, King of Ghana November 28, 2007

Crab Hammer

When one turns their sexual partner vertical and proceeds to hammer her much like a jack hammer repeatedly until sexual Orgasm is achieved

This chick was a freak

.... I flipped her over and crab hammered her while we both got off

by JHigity December 5, 2019

Crab Champions

A game made by the creator of crab rave; Noisestorm.

It's a rogue-like survival game where you survive waves of enemies.
There are also Duels and Racing modes

When is Crab Champions released?

by RavagerRaven November 23, 2021