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Cowboy Kid

A Cowboy kid is someone who’s parent/guardian is a figure of authority. (Police Officer, Judge, Secretary of State.) They are often known for their mischief or pattern of behavior.
That cowboy kid sure gets in a lot of trouble;
Hey look!!; there goes that cowboy kid
by J-dog28 January 6, 2021
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Cowboys deluxe

A 12 inch dildo that’s wrapped in barb wire and screwed up your anus while yelling yee haw
by Sillkneegrow February 25, 2020
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cowboy crystals

A phrase that sounds like it would be a name for meth
This lot lizard gave me a ton of cowboy crystals
by yehowyada February 6, 2018
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Cowboy Mike

A Cowboy Mike is someone who doesn’t eat anything other than meat or cheese with the possible ketchup packet here and there.
Gosh, that boy is such a Cowboy Mike, he barely touched the BLT I packed for him
by Ab4420 July 20, 2021
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Cowboy kaiden

Cowboy kaiden is a dude who goes to a school. He wants to be a cowboy so everyone calls him cowboy kaiden or just cowboy. He is also hot and has nice muscles
Cowboy kaiden is getting those gains.
by Girlyoullneverknow April 5, 2022
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Rhinhole Cowboy

A certain breed of ranch hand who prefers a type of chaps constructed holly of sewn together rhinoceros anuses.

The tanned and cured rhinoceros anal dermis is known to be both durable and breathable.
Additionally, it has been found to have repellant qualities, deterring large Savannah predators, such as lions and rich old white men.
Did you see that man over there in the produce section, Beth? He looks to be a true-blue Rhinhole Cowboy. So sexy in his rhino-anus chaps and ten gallon wildebeest pube hat!
by The Mumbling Manchildren December 20, 2017
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submissive cowboy

Sex position in which the girl is riding the guy's (or girl's) face reverse cowgirl style.
She put him in his place, riding him like the submissive cowboy that he was, while letting out a giggly 'yeee haaa!'
by Seatty November 27, 2013
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