When you have an amazing workout at the gym and sleep straight after and that sleep feels like you're floating on clouds
by Faysticles September 28, 2017

The most bad-ass individual who ever walked the earth. He loves God, self improvement, learning lots of cool and interesting things, is an extrovert at times, while being extremely introverted at others, is an all around cool, loving guy, likes to tell jokes and have fun, is a huge troll, and is a United States Marine. What a BAMF! meatspin.com
I was walking down the street when I saw William Cloud! Wow! Such sexy! Much Marine! So Cloud! meatspin.com
by Longrod Van Hugedong April 23, 2014

Nothing exists beyond this point.
You are obsolete? No.
You are happy? No.
Are you here? yesnoyesnoyesno
You are nothing. Everything.
NothingEverythingNothingEverythingNothingEverything/);&@/99-“-:(“9(“/“”-02)4)/&/@/@,!,’lOch$;@/pain;@@:”-“;!,!.free:$/&@/!;&,@:@/@sorrow);&/9;8!;$;&:92&);hhhhhelp me$:&/@;&!,@:@-@!;&/@-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh$;&/&,!!:@/&/!!,&-@@/!;
You are obsolete? No.
You are happy? No.
Are you here? yesnoyesnoyesno
You are nothing. Everything.
NothingEverythingNothingEverythingNothingEverything/);&@/99-“-:(“9(“/“”-02)4)/&/@/@,!,’lOch$;@/pain;@@:”-“;!,!.free:$/&@/!;&,@:@/@sorrow);&/9;8!;$;&:92&);hhhhhelp me$:&/@;&!,@:@-@!;&/@-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh$;&/&,!!:@/&/!!,&-@@/!;
Why are you here?
Are you afraid?
Maybe there’s good reason.
Would you like a better one?
Cloud 0
betterworsebetterworsebetterworse
Are you afraid?
Maybe there’s good reason.
Would you like a better one?
Cloud 0
betterworsebetterworsebetterworse
by \/\/|~|£?£ December 4, 2021

"Yo Pete, you see that plane over there?"
"Uh, Ya!"
"You wanna jack it and go on a cloud ride?"
"Yea dude"
*high five*
"Uh, Ya!"
"You wanna jack it and go on a cloud ride?"
"Yea dude"
*high five*
by Drouble McDrowell February 14, 2010

by JesusChrist321 February 8, 2022

The word dream cloud is a nickname for a perfect person. A person you dream about. The most amazing person in your mind.
by holyfrickily January 18, 2015

When a man or woman stands on a balcony and ejaculates over the edge onto an unsuspecting pedestrian walking underneath. The victim usually thinks it's starting to rain or a bird shat on them.
Michael was horny as fuck, so he did a spitting cloud on Jordan as she walked past his apartment complex.
Jordan: "Wo I think a bird shat on me!"
Wendy: "haha Looks like you copped a spitting cloud...wait...yep tastes like semen!"
Jordan: "god damn it, bet it was my brother Michael again".
Jordan: "Wo I think a bird shat on me!"
Wendy: "haha Looks like you copped a spitting cloud...wait...yep tastes like semen!"
Jordan: "god damn it, bet it was my brother Michael again".
by Stella Bronx September 30, 2014
