baked as a cake 

So high that you are on another level

Dude let's go to Taco Bell.
FUCK YEAH! I'm baked as a cake

baked as a cake by T-weave12 November 10, 2009

Creeper Cake

A phrase used by drama-prone, annoying teenage girls to describe birthday wishes from Facebook friends with whom they do not regularly interact.

Annoying girl: "ZOMG! I got so much creeper cake on my birthday!!!!!!!1111! So many creepers on my profile!!!!!1111!!

Everyone else: "People don't have to creep your profile to see that it's your birthday. If you're on their list, it pops up in their feed. They say 'Happy Birthday' and move on with their lives. Get over yourself, you annoying bitch."

Creeper Cake by anti-annoying September 7, 2011

cahked 

WANTED4EVA's catchphrase.

Used in multiple different ways.
1. When you're tired of this bullshit.
2. When you're bored as hell.
3. When something's cool.

Dude, I've been up for 24 hours straight, I'm fucking cahked.

Dude, WANTED's stream is cahked.

cahked by liberation4you September 9, 2019

Shadow Cake

A scrumptious fluffy vanilla baked delight with a deceiving layer of froth between its breading-of-an-angel texture and top layer of yodel chocolate shell. Usually found in Shoprite. Purchased at twilight and consumed with immediate haste.

Shadow cake?! Got any forks?

Shadow Cake by I'm Olddd Gregggg October 16, 2008

delicious cake 

you must get to the delicious cake. no matter what the obsticles there is always a way to reach the cake even if you die several seconds after and you have knowledge that you will die or be raped. or both at the same time, even if you are sodemised while eating the cake. the cake must be eaten. see also delicious trap

this is delicious cake. you must eat it

delicious cake by ultra mega sexy dude November 22, 2007

Cakemama 

An entitled, undereducated Right wing woman.

“I was at the grocery store where a bunch of Cakemamas refused to wear a mask.

Cakemama by DrunkOctopuswants2fightu September 20, 2020

cake eater 

A cake eater actually refers to Edina, MN, saying the people in it are so rich they can have their cake and eat it too. It could also refer to rich white suburban kids in general, too. And BTW- Mighty Ducks was filmed in Minnesota, so he's probably literally calling that kid a cake-eater from Edina.

"look at that f*cker driving his brand new BMW out of the school parking lot. what a cake eater"

cake eater by Britta D June 1, 2005