stir the cake batter

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.

“How was work, honey?”
“Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”

by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024

Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.

She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.

by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Bitter Banter

When a person, usually female, responds negatively to harmless banter or takes it to heart.

Guy: See that girl over there? She's been in such a bitter banter mood lately.
Guy 2: Why do you say that?
Guy: I called her a dork and she cried.

John: Leslie, you are such a dweeb!
Leslie: You are always so mean to me!
John: Don't give me that bitter banter! Now go make me a sandwich, woman.

by JohnPaul7 October 21, 2012