The Patched Backpack

Lindsey Lohan's pussy

Yo dude i saw you going into the bedroom with the patched backpack last night!

by Backpacking across the US March 12, 2011

Backpack

Verb: to put a backpack on a very drunk person before they go to bed, so as to keep them on their side in the recovery position and stop them from rolling onto their back so they don't choke on their vomit in their sleep

We're going to have to backpack Ally tonight and make sure to put something heavy in it because she just finished a fifth of vodka

by sassyras August 12, 2015

Koala Backpack

An act of a naked smaller male, hitching a ride on a naked larger woman like a backpack. The image looks similar to that of a koala cub on the back of its mother.

Dan was a Koala Backpack to the kitchen to get some snacks post coitus.

by Kile Hanzens January 11, 2023

Fine Huzz Backpack Pocket

“Fine Huzz Backpack Pocket” is slang for sticking your penis in a girl’s butthole, preparing for anal sex

Bro 1: “Dude, how was the experience?”
Bro 2: “Amazing, bro. On god I slipped it in her Fine Huzz Backpack Pocket”

by anonymous May 30, 2025

Backpack boy

A guy who uses you for a place to live comes with only a backpack and an Xbox

Yeah girl , I thought he loved me turns out he was just a backpack boy.

by Fryingpanfryingpan March 16, 2025

monkey backpack

a child leash. typically comes in the form of a stuffed animal with a harness attached

I saw a lot of unruly children running around at the mall. Those parents really could do with some monkey backpacks.

by seenbean August 1, 2023

backpack snack

When your friend always has snacks in their backpack

“ My friend Kaitlyn has so many backpack snacks”

“You can always rely on Kaitlyn for backpack snacks”

by Burgerbob April 21, 2023