The jizz burger is the burger you eat when it's 4 in the morning, you're totally wasted, on your way back home after a party and you decide to stop at Mcdonalds or burger king to eat smth, the cheese burger that saves you from dying, then you eat it and feel so better, it's like having an orgasm ! that's the jizz burger.
Example 1
guy 1: "Did you catch the night bus ?"
guy 2: "No, i had to stop for a jizz burger"
Example 2
Guy 1: "How did you end up yesterday night ?"
Guy 2: "Oh my god i was so drunk then i ate a jizz burger and i started to live again"
guy 1: "Did you catch the night bus ?"
guy 2: "No, i had to stop for a jizz burger"
Example 2
Guy 1: "How did you end up yesterday night ?"
Guy 2: "Oh my god i was so drunk then i ate a jizz burger and i started to live again"
by Kobenhvn November 11, 2011
A video located on the deep web considered to be the most vile, disgusting, and dark videos on the entirety of the internet. The worst of the worst. It depicts two men, who tie up a mother to a tree, and force her to watch as they throw her infant child into an industrial wood cutter. After being soaked in the child's blood they then take the shredded meat of the child and consume it, hence the name (it looks like ground hamburger meat).
"Have you seen 3 guys one hammer? Bro it's like the worst video on the internet."
"Are you kidding? That shit is as mild as My Little Pony compared to Baby Burger."
"Are you kidding? That shit is as mild as My Little Pony compared to Baby Burger."
by Pringal Jugar August 01, 2016
A wet burger is any sort of canned or bottled beer. Wet burgers are generally enjoyed cold, and can be quite refreshing.
by Natron 5000 March 08, 2007
by adshgoieajf May 17, 2007
scoring 40 or more points on an opposing team in a sport that generally does not have high scoring games. American football
"In the news, Kurt Warner and the Arizona Cardinals put up a 40 burger over the Chicago Bears in week 8. More scores after the break"
by Typaige November 15, 2009
The instantaneous diarrhea one gets upon consuming fast food, in particular an item from Burger King.
I was running late for work and had to grab a Whopper to go. Now I am late for work because I have been striken with "the burger kings".
by whodafuckizyoo November 14, 2011
(Noun) The less than pleasurable poop taken the morning after a night of smoking marijuana as a result of consuming large amounts of bizarre foods.
by The Amazing String-Beany December 07, 2010