Woodchip Breath

An incredibly good smell.
Originated from the word "woodchip" which has the characteristics of being incredibly lovely.

The smell of this rose is a woodchip breath.

by TreeHugger4ever February 28, 2010

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Breath of Death

The Breath of Death (shortened to BoD) is used to describe someone with such unbearably pungent breath that, with one whiff of the stench, it may cause someone to enter a state of anaphylactic shock. It instantly repels anyone from the local vicinity, causing a mass evacuation within the area. Anyone who makes it out alive may develop Post Traumatic Stress Disorder which may induced seizures if the scent is smelt again. This means that it is the list of notorious conversation killers (something that stops people wanting to talk to you).

BoD may occur if you eat: Raw onions, raw garlic, coffee, fish and other foods that have really strong scents. It also occurs when you wake up from a long nap (morning breath). Fasting for a lengthy period of time or having an exceptionally dry mouth will intensify the stench of BoD.

Damn, Mr Rock. You got the Breath of Death, blud. Take a breath mint, wasteman.

by CowboyMisterEg December 23, 2022

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Bowl Breath

The rancid stench that firms in a person's mouth after smoking weed (specifically a bowl or bong). It smells like a cross between cigarette breath and the terrible whiff of a NY sewer. It's especially worse when you're within close quarters of a person with bowl breath, whether its riding in a car or laying in bed 10 inches from your fucking face.

"Let me get a kiss goodnight, baby."

"Your bowl breath is so bad I literally want to punch you right now."

by klippel91 October 21, 2014

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