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Friend bologna

Getting dick from a friend, or a friend with benefits, often with ex's that they are still friends with.
Me and my ex are still friends, but every once and awhile I hit him up for some friend bologna
by OGfebreezy May 22, 2021
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bologna night stand

When you put two pieces of bologna between the couch cushions and fuck it.
Hey bro what you end up doing last night?

Just another bologna night stand.
by anonymous August 24, 2021
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Jonah Bologna Clubhouse

AKA The J.B Clubby, I should’ve patented this while in Utero, but here is the recipe to my Classic Jonah Bologna Clubhouse Sandwich!

Ingredients:
- 3 Slices of Bologna ;)
- 2 slices of Bread (your choice)
- Mayonnaise

- Mustard (any but I use Dijon)
- Dill pickles (sliced)
- Sriracha Sauce :P (optional)

You must prepare this sandwich in this order for max efficiency…Start by throwing your two slices of bread into the toaster and place your three Bologna slices (hear me out) over the toaster opening to trap the heat and warm up the Bologna. While you wait for the toast to pop, grab all of the ingredients (cut the pickles if not pre-sliced). Once toasted, spread mayo on both slices of bread and spread mustard and Sriracha in between the Bologna slices, layer the pickles evenly (do not over do), slap the top slice of bread on, apply slight pressure to ensure all contents remain insitu, and cut the sandwich in half to share with someone special or to double down on >:) ENJOY!
Tim: “Yo have you tried the Jonah Bologna Clubhouse Sandwich?”
Tom: “Yeah man, all the flavours collide hella”
Tam: “Gotta get me a second J.B Clubby bruv”
by Jonah Bol-On-God December 11, 2024
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Baltimore Bologna Beam

When bro gives you the Baltimore bologna…you don’t wanna know…
Just kidding.
It’s when bro slaps bologna on his dingaling and starts pissing and letting his special sauce on yo face.
You ain’t a real one if bro never gave you the Baltimore bologna beam.
Yo bro Ima give you that Baltimore Bologna Beam
What the fuck
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bologna

a word that's spelling makes zero sense it's spelling is a bunch of bologna
bologna's spelling is a bunch of bologna
by John_doe42069 March 3, 2023
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Hot tub bologna

A glorious slice of bologna that has preferably been dipped in hot tub water, that arrives when a fellow man most needs it.
Bro it though Leo was dead until that hot tub bologna arrived
by Chadwick1234458 March 11, 2023
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Bologna Straw

I accidentally Tokyo Drifted in my boy during that devils threeway and he complimented my bologna straw.
by TokyoDriftin June 19, 2024
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