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Bologna Straw

I accidentally Tokyo Drifted in my boy during that devils threeway and he complimented my bologna straw.
by TokyoDriftin June 19, 2024
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Baltimore Bologna Beam

When bro gives you the Baltimore bologna…you don’t wanna know…
Just kidding.
It’s when bro slaps bologna on his dingaling and starts pissing and letting his special sauce on yo face.
You ain’t a real one if bro never gave you the Baltimore bologna beam.
Yo bro Ima give you that Baltimore Bologna Beam
What the fuck
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Spiffy bologna water

When there is two elephants fighting over a boiled hotdog in and elementary school.
LOOK OUT! THERE IS SPIFFY BOLOGNA WATER OVER THERE!
by ThatBagle26 March 26, 2020
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bologna chute

A lose vajaja. It refers to a significantly enlarged vagina, often attributed to a woman having had numerous sexual partners, which may have stretched the vaginal walls considerably.
I banged this chick last week and she had an absolute bologna chute it was fucked buddd!
by Bolognacanda.ca July 5, 2024
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Bologna Bop It

“He can’t keep his hands off himself i swear he’s always playing bologna bop it “

“I’ll come out in a minute let me finish playing bologna bop it”
by Papa_stem82 February 6, 2021
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Bologna Lips

A fine class of vaginal clasps that appear to be a yummy bologna sandwich.
A specimen with a very fleshy appearance.

Someone who may like subway dumpster dives would find this specimen exquisite.

Mother always told me girls like a sandwich enthusiast.
"Yo bro don't make fun of Bridget, its not her fault she was born with Bologna Lips"
"Mommy owo queen please show me your bologna lips" :-D
by Searchin4Sus October 5, 2023
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Jonah Bologna Clubhouse

AKA The J.B Clubby, I should’ve patented this while in Utero, but here is the recipe to my Classic Jonah Bologna Clubhouse Sandwich!

Ingredients:
- 3 Slices of Bologna ;)
- 2 slices of Bread (your choice)
- Mayonnaise

- Mustard (any but I use Dijon)
- Dill pickles (sliced)
- Sriracha Sauce :P (optional)

You must prepare this sandwich in this order for max efficiency…Start by throwing your two slices of bread into the toaster and place your three Bologna slices (hear me out) over the toaster opening to trap the heat and warm up the Bologna. While you wait for the toast to pop, grab all of the ingredients (cut the pickles if not pre-sliced). Once toasted, spread mayo on both slices of bread and spread mustard and Sriracha in between the Bologna slices, layer the pickles evenly (do not over do), slap the top slice of bread on, apply slight pressure to ensure all contents remain insitu, and cut the sandwich in half to share with someone special or to double down on >:) ENJOY!
Tim: “Yo have you tried the Jonah Bologna Clubhouse Sandwich?”
Tom: “Yeah man, all the flavours collide hella”
Tam: “Gotta get me a second J.B Clubby bruv”
by Jonah Bol-On-God December 11, 2024
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