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Ian

Ian tends to be kind of loud and short tempered as well as short. They are in love with the game of basketball, but can not play well due to height. They usually say bad words and want to fight, but they would never hurt a snail. As well as they are very loud
Stop being such an Ian in study hall
by Galaxy Complex May 12, 2018
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Ian

He’s a really nice guy. He loves his hair more than his boyfriend. He’s fat and gay also. He’s also Asian.
Wow that Ian is fat and gay.
by QWERTY is fat April 22, 2019
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Ian

A guy who can make a 3 hour backstory from a single word. Always stressed and finds a way to bore an entire room in a manner of seconds. A great guy with good intentions. Still annoying as fuck sometimes.
guy: oh shit, it's ian
girl: don't engage or you'll never escape his grasp!
by Mason Henderson September 24, 2018
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Ian

Middle aged male, mansplainer, anti-vaxxer, climate change denier, flat earther, thinks COVID is a hoax, keyboard warrior, internet troll. Ian thinks he knows more than all the Drs. Professors, Scientists, Researchers, people that have spent years of their lives studying these topics, the government agencies that spend billions of dollars in research by trained Scientist, just because he’s googled a few things.
Stop being a typical Ian, thinking you know everything
by Disco007 August 18, 2020
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ian

Man that ian is so lonely.
by IWIKETACOS November 28, 2016
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ian

fag, plays xbox and runescape at the same time. usually treats women bad, and sucks at sports. small cock. usually short and annoying.
did you see that ian?" "he sucks at everything
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Ian

Ee-in:
A stinky pussy fart usually perpetuated from masturbating with haggis.
After the young woman chose to resolve an ian on her own, she had to admit herself to the hospital in order to remove the bottle of glade from her vagina.
by bigddyjxn July 3, 2014
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