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Ashley

Her name might sound basic, but the woman who owns it is anything but. Tol enough to intimidate you but smol at heart; aka a giant cutie. Her style is always on point. Will kill you with kindness, but is also a taekwondo master who will not hesitate to round-house kick your butt into the sun if you cross her. An amazingly sweet, caring, and loyal friend who will yeet you the best memes. Could bankrupt a tea shop with all the tea she spills. Practically a walking encyclopedia. Is insanely smort and a jack-of-all trades (but sometimes has to resort to sucker-punching math in the face when it refuses to cooperate with her). Works harder than your single boomer grandma who raised 12 kids all on her own. Don’t challenge her to a dance battle unless you wanna get curb-stomped. Once dubbed Trashley by her infamous arch rival Crispy; whether she will embrace the title remains to be seen.
Person 1: I just woke up from a five year coma and everyone’s talking about quarantines and pandemics and I’m totally lost. What do I do?
Person 2: Go talk to Ashley man, she’ll catch you up on all the tea you missed.

You insulted Ashley’s friends and her bae? No one can save you now, bro. You better hope she shows you mercy and yeets you to the moon instead of the sun.
by bangttaeng January 12, 2022
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ashley

Her beauty is undeniable . She’s original, amazing and different in all the perfect ways. She’s a lowkey freak and would go to war for someone she loves. She’s crazy but a great person to chill with and you’d be lucky to meet an “Ashley”
have you met ashley ?
by urbandictionary9293 May 2, 2018
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Ashley

Ashley means she wins the I love you battle and love you the most and you can’t do anything about it
Example:
Bf: I love you the most
Gf: nah my name is Ashley I definitely love you the most.
by IaMsOcOOll February 1, 2021
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Ashley

The most stupid person I have ever met.
If you meet an Ashley in your life, stay away from her.
"Hey have you heard ? That girl, Ashley, she failed all her subjects"
by YoMama_isDead January 13, 2022
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Ashley

The cutest girl in the world. She is kind, funny, pretty, and good at arts. If your friend is a Ashley, don't let her go!
Example:
A: Hey, this is my best friend Ashley.

B: OMG! I also want to be friends with her!
by happy_girl17 April 29, 2021
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Ashley

Ashley is a person who will speak for mine she can read your mind without you even speaking one word she's a go-getter knows how to get the job done
Hey if you need those things done I can get my friend Ashley get it done for you
by Shoyuonrice February 19, 2017
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Ashley

Ashley isn’t the smartest at times but always try’s her best. She’ll always find a way to make you laugh or smile. Gets a little depressed at times but her friend kassidy always helps her out. Other than that she’s always happy and kind. She’s always there for anyone who is in the need. Loves to sing even tho she can’t. Gorgeous, sexy, flirty, funny and all around just a good person. Has a bit of an attitude at times and it doesn’t take a lot to put her down or make her mad. All the boys love her. Very hyper and athletic. She’s shy at first but if you take the time to get to know her and be her friend you won’t regret it. But if you’re her boyfriend you’re even luckier. She’s very loving in a relationship, and likes to be called cute names like baby girl and babe.

So boys if you like an Ashley you should probably tell her, you won’t regret it.
Girl 1: hi Ashley how are you?!
Ashley: I’m doing great, how are you?!
by sshley_aands July 2, 2019
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