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back alley lo mein

When a person uses soy sauce, hoisin sauce or any other sauce used in Asian foods as lube.
Person 1: Hey man, did you ever hook up with that chick you were talking to last week?

Person 2: Oh yea bro, she let me back alley lo mein her on the second date. She even picked the type of sauce hahaha.
Person 1: That's wild man. So what did she pick?

Person 2: Soy sauce bro. You know how much I love soy sauce on what I eat hahahaha.
by KingPhene February 4, 2024
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Alley oops

When getting a blowjob on the sly and at the moment your about to shoot she get startled, reaches up with her hand to wipe her mouth you blow on her hand and she wipes on emptied ball juice her mouth!
John; Hey ya see that girl mad dogging me?
Joe; the hot blonde?
John; yeh! She's got heat cause she caught my alley oops last night at the club!
by Whistlethat May 21, 2017
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Rhetoric Alley

Rhetoric Alley is when a group of people get together and talk about issues affecting, politics, community..etc with no planned solutions for all the group conversations taking place. Usually in forums
This topic is going down Rhetoric Alley
by #iamtheconnector October 16, 2017
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Alley Whore

Similar to an Alley Slut or Gutter Slut/Whore...

Whore can often be a stronger term for a slut but usually there is no difference.

An Alley Whore/Slut is a girl (or guy) who fucks, sucks and pleasures other guys/girls as well as a cocks in alley ways. Most of the time a lot of cock (or pussy) is involved, sometimed one after another or all at once.

Another meaning is finding a whore passed out or cum/cock drunk in an alley way.
Guy 1: "Look at this Alley Whore, she's such a slut."

Guy 2: "Yeah, she looks like she's addicted to this."
by FairyDustEveryWhere April 19, 2018
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Alley

the most perfect girl anyone can ever have, she is sweet, lovely, mesmerizing and adorable.
guy 1: i love my girl, i call her my alley

guy 2: there is nothing better than an alley
by Heightsyyyyy December 11, 2021
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Alley Beer

Free-standing, fermented urine found between buildings in medium to large cities.
"That was a well brewed Alley Beer," Chad said after taking a sip.
by Flex Daddy Righteou$ April 8, 2017
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Lipstick Alley

A former predominately black women's forum taken over by trolls to sway narratives and rewrite history. Users aren't allowed to DELETE comments or express freedom of speech. Non black people make accounts daily and use digital black face to sway narratives regarding black culture for the world to see. Please do not use this website for anything regarding factual black culture in America. Lipstick Alley is a website that resembles The National Enquirer where the subject is black people and the entire world can participate and cosplay as them to express their hatred of other demographics. The main use of this website in 2025 is for anyone not black and female to dump their anger and grievances onto the forum without consequences. The mods don't care and are OPPs using the site to further perpetuate hatred like Stormfront. David Duke was an active user.
I love getting on Lipstick Alley so I can express my hatred for my indian room mate because it's not acceptable for me to do that in real life being a white person. I can hide behind a picture of SZA and express how much I hate everyone, trauma dump on this site, and still smile in everyone's face on Monday morning at work and black women will take the fall.
by Tx_nonzombie September 19, 2025
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