On April 25th everyone and their momma sock the shit outta this MARK ass Tyson. Eventually when you knock him so hard and gone not wanna have international Tyson day again. (And while beating him up step on his shoes)
Yoooo!its international beat Tyson’s ass day!
Yessssss let’s go. I’ve been training all year for this fooker to jawed.
Yessssss let’s go. I’ve been training all year for this fooker to jawed.
by International beat Tyson’s ass April 25, 2019
June 26 Send Ass Day, where girlfriends must send their boyfriends ass pics whenever they ask or want.
by fetusdeletus01 June 26, 2021
by Dn28 May 11, 2023
You: Man I'm bored, I think I should get a snack but I'm too tired.
Mom: Your so lazy, Get up!
You: Mom, its National be a lazy ass day, Did you forget?
Mom: Hey! No swearing!
Mom: Your so lazy, Get up!
You: Mom, its National be a lazy ass day, Did you forget?
Mom: Hey! No swearing!
by The biggest idiot in the world July 24, 2023
On July 24th it is customary to bed a sub ass bratty little shit. This means dicking down a submissive and intentionally annoying individual who uses teasing to irritate you but is not dominant to any degree.
Individual:*reading calendar* "it's july 24th, must be fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day!"
Sub Ass Bratty Little Shit: "isn't that every day~?"
Individual: "Fuck you"
Sub Ass Bratty Little Shit: "isn't that every day~?"
Individual: "Fuck you"
by kirbonthecob1 July 19, 2024
Dear Miss Microballs,
I'm sorry I slapped Scarlette's butt today, but it was for a good cause. If you didn't know, today is National Ass Day. The Thing with this day is you need to slap at least one person's butt the whole day.
Love, Jiggleballs
I'm sorry I slapped Scarlette's butt today, but it was for a good cause. If you didn't know, today is National Ass Day. The Thing with this day is you need to slap at least one person's butt the whole day.
Love, Jiggleballs
by periodwithtrans May 04, 2023
National smack ass day means you can hit anyones butt
smack means hit and ass means butt and national means around the world
smack means hit and ass means butt and national means around the world
by Steph..323 December 04, 2021