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You: Why did I have to pay $999.99 again?
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Tech Support: ONLY $1300/30 SECONDS! ISN'T THAT A HUGE DISCOUNT!?!? Yes or yes?
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by AAAAAAAAAA_SO_BAD April 14, 2021
Get the AOLmug. 
A guy that frequent users of AOL UK chatrooms know about!
He's said the same line for the last few years.
He's said the same line for the last few years.
by Sharloid December 24, 2008
Get the AOL Mikemug. An old internet company founded in 1983 as Control Video Corporation, then Quantum Computer Services, America Online. They are now owned by Verizon, which also own Yahoo!
by areyouok January 17, 2021
Get the AOLmug.