sitting fuck

One who is all talk and no game. One who volunteers but when time comes to actually help out, is nowhere to be found. Or worse, one who offers minimal help that would only serve to further screw up the end result.
That sitting fuck said she would be 'so happy' to help with the auction, but now that it's time to work, you get crickets from her end!
by Fancy Underpenning April 06, 2011
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sit on me

great quote from Seat to Stardom episode of Rocko's Modern Life where Rocko becomes an underwear model.
Talking Chair: Hey! Sit on me! Sit on me!
by Ruc June 22, 2007
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face sitting

When a guy spends time with a girlfriend or female acquaintance for an extended period of time. Usually at the expense of the guy's other male friends who would rather be hanging out with him too.
Brian used to hang out with us all the time. But now he is always face sitting.
by dickdog75 June 08, 2011
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SIT MFC

short form for "stop immigrating to my fukin country"
by M$@# May 02, 2005
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Sitting pretty

looking fly in a any place...
see me in ya city sitting pretty no im shining dawg
by DuCati September 10, 2006
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Sit on this DICK

Sit on this DICK is a sexual meaning used for asking for a lap dance.
Yo hey Kelly would you sit on this DICK.
by That_One_Potato March 10, 2018
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baby sitting

If a man nutts in someone's hand and they hold it. usually in a sexual act
A girl jerks a guy off and he cums in her hand. the sperm in her hand qualifies her as baby sitting
by tymer April 17, 2006
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