sammi bubon

Super funny, but super sad on the inside.

Oh look it's Sammi Bubon, she just told me the stupidest joke

by Ders January 19, 2018

sammy bump

A particularly large bump of Special K placed on the webbing of a users hand

I just took a Sammy Bump and now I can’t walk straight

by _sammy_ November 15, 2017

Sammy Hakma

Sammy Hakma is a cool and amazing and funny kid

Sammy hakma is cool and amazing

by Dhzuzuuhdhd April 25, 2022

Sammy-Simp

The act of defecating all over the penis before receiving oral sex, followed by the receiver transferring the saliva-waste combination into the giver's mouth.

We walked into the room to find The Chad giving Bret a Sammy-Simp.

by Bad Chad January 23, 2011

Sammy Boyd

Knows how to get down and back it up.

Should be on a leash 24/7.
Insult.

Sammy Boyd just busted a nut

by Tylerblevinsballsack17 July 15, 2022

Turkey Sammy

When you’ve been married for so long that you don’t have to use a code word but you still do.

Turkey Sammy!!!

We did pretty good this week, let’s Turkey Sammy.

by One of the pack December 11, 2021

gup a sammy

to eat a sandwich

Should we go to Subway and gup a sammy or two with the fellas?
Hell yeah bro.

by gup guy July 24, 2023