A big creamy man, with a small penis. he is very talented and good at school. He is very unathletic and bad at basektball.
by Jonathan Busting March 3, 2022

Theo sucks at league, and tetris like holyyyyy, he has a thing for chink eyes, i mean i guess hes decent looking and all but still he suuuucccks at league.
by theotterbox October 1, 2017

The person you love the most. The most amazing person you know. The person I love from the bottom of my heart. My wife❤️
Te iubesc infinit Theo❤️
by TheodoraLucasLov January 6, 2024

theo's an asshole :>
by BIG TITTIES ARE THE BEST March 28, 2022

A skinny guy, pretty tall, really hot and has a god sized dick, guys want to be friends with and and girls go head-over-heels for him. Does have anger issues but is an amazing em-path underneath, if you has him as a friend/boyfriend, treasure him because he may be annoying, but goddamn does he love people.
by Some Random Racist November 14, 2022

Definently the most sexy and smart person you will ever meet in your whole existence. He has a big loyal heart and loves with all of his power. Many thots would die for him and he is very pretty. He loves sex but he doesn't love hoes.
Person 1 : Man that guy Theo is so sexy do I have a chance ?
Person 2 : Naaah sis
Person 1 : Why????
Person 2 : Because you a hoe
Person 2 : Naaah sis
Person 1 : Why????
Person 2 : Because you a hoe
by BeE2111 November 20, 2021

Theo is that one guy who you will fall head over heels in love with right before he breaks your heart. A questionable amount of girls like Theo and you will cry about him at some point in your life. Theo likes to believe he’s a sociopath, there is nothing solidly proving this right or wrong. Theo will start a conversation and then become very dry. Theo is always horny. Theo’s convinced he can pull off bangs but he really can’t. Theo likes to make sexual jokes that can be very funny.
Theo: *rapey accent* I fuck lots of Miami bitches
Daisy: you what
Theo: *accent continued* I have very big peen
Daisy: you what
Theo: *accent continued* I have very big peen
by Adam ploughed holly November 12, 2019
