Janky Swift

A particularly taboo sexual favor. Some call it salad tossing’s kinky cousin. Many believe it isn’t worthwhile due to the extensive cleanup afterwards, but it guarantees a simultaneous orgasm which is very appealing to many.
I tried the Janky Swift last night. One of the most intense experiences of my life. The cleanup sucked and I can’t look my boyfriend in the eyes anymore.
by Flawbmygawb January 03, 2021
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Swift Seizer

A catchier way of saying 'quick thief'. It's also in reference to the official meaning of Velociraptor.
“He made off with the jewels! He was too quick. There was nothing I could do to beat a Swift Seizer like him...”
by C L G June 30, 2020
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Dr. Swift

A girl who's nipples protrude through her bra, clothes, jacket, and into an alternate universe
Dude she's a dr. Swift!

Watch your eyes!!!
by That girl tho1 January 16, 2014
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t swifted

The point at which you get just drunk enough to play and sing along to Taylor Swift songs
Uh oh...Josh is wearing a t shirt and Lynnsey's wearing a short skirt. You know they be gettin' t swifted tonight!
by Strokemyemo September 07, 2017
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T-Swifted

Occurs when a person exploits their past relationship by expressing their emotions through art and/or social platforms
My ex girlfriend just T-Swifted me on Social Media.
by Harrison Crew March 02, 2022
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swifts mum

a person kai deeply is in love with <333
kai : sorry i was with swifts mum

swift : i heard…
kai : >:)
by kaisshit November 16, 2021
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swift homicide

The act of slaying MCs with no remorse and getting away with it
His career was ended due to a Swift Homicide.
by Swift Homicide March 08, 2018
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