will morris

a pretty fucking tall guy that has a long and skinny dick usually. has a weird ass funny voice. rich as fuck. likes to jack off in his sauna. gets money fucks bitches.

"omg will morris's dick felt so good last but it didn't even leave a gaping hole cause it's so skinny"

"will morris's flow is like bens pubes!"

"I wanna fuck will morris!"

by gapingpussy69 February 25, 2016

Mount Morris

Mount Morris, Michigan; an incredibly small town north of Flint. It includes all of the “perks” of living in Flint, ghetto corner stores, hood rats, and a road straight to Beecher. Fortunately for the citizens, however, Mount Morris has clean water AND cops, though some of them may be corrupt. Their high schools teen pregnancy rate could be better, but lucky for them 80% of the schools population is gay anyway! Ah, good ole Mount Morris. The city where the most interesting thing to do is walk to speedway to get a slushie! If you want to do anything worth your time you have to go to Clio, just steer clear of the rednecks, hillbillies, and hicks that reside there.

Mount Morris? That’s a city? I thought it was a sub-division of Flint.

by QueenGeneseeCounty April 04, 2018

Kieran Morris

Used to describe opening a can. It can also be used to show that you are sad.

Kieran opened the can very Kieran Morris. Sam felt very Kieran Morris.

by Bigest Brain October 09, 2019

Kieran Morris

Typcially known as the skeggyshagger.

Do you know Kieran Morris?

Ahh yeh the famous skeggyshagger

by Bendybandit November 23, 2021

Morris Thinkasaurus

1.) noun: A pastel pink triceratops, host of the educational children's program "Morris Thinkasaurus". From the novel Big Fred, by Robert Schark.

1.) Come join our song,
it won't take long,
it's time to learn and play!
He's happy and pink,
and gives you a wink,
he's Morris Think-a-saur-us!

We'll sing and run,
and have lots of fun,
while learning to share today;
join Zerky and Russ,
and all of us,
and Morris Think-a-saur-us!

1.) In Big Fred, Tyler's eight-year-old sister loves to watch Morris Thinkasaurus during breakfast.

by thespecter September 01, 2007

Cass Morris

Cass Morris is my fav eshay bruv and is very cool. If you ever meet a Cass Morris ask them what happened in Cotten on

Omg who is that

That’s Cass Morris
Oh that’s right I have to ask what happened in Cotten on

by Big_b00ty_bl33ps November 23, 2021

Thomas John Morris

Man who pulls all girls into his car and smashed them in the Krogers parking lot

"Yo you see Thomas John Morris over there?he smashed t women in his pick up truck one time!"

by Jrjfjddbeb October 19, 2023