mundane matt

A soy-filled bitch who records himself reading clickbait articles on Youtube like his viewers are all illiterate retards. Signs of being Mundane Matt include being a fat faggot with no chin and facial hair resembling a pug's ass, being too much of a massive fucking pussy to give an opinion on anything, collecting boulders with your wife's kid, and trying to deplatform anybody who makes fun of your miserable existence.

Good luck taking this definition down, Matt.

NOW WAIT A MINUTE! MATT, NO! MATT, NOOOO!!! - Ralph on Mundane Matt

by Mister Medicare August 20, 2018

Matt Helders

Drummer for English indie-rock band Arctic Monkeys; agile beast; drummer extraordinaire; rhythm panther; Diddy companion; stylish-motherfucker

To be undeniably skilled or talented at something

He's good but he's no "Matt Helders"

I'm about to go "Matt Helders" on this kit

by xxJo November 30, 2011

matt sturniolo

the most precious person on earth. he is so funny and pretty.

i love Matt sturniolo

by Rubycgd April 25, 2022

Matt Kenseth

When you're in mid sex and you pile-drive her into a wall.

I Matt Kenseth-ed my girlfriend

by Pettee December 22, 2019

Matt Rose

A British YouTuber who makes videos looking at random things that people do, he also uses the skull emoji a lot.

Matt Rose is my favourite YouTuber!

by Eddsworld December 6, 2022

Matt Watson

he’s a twink.

woah is that Matt Watson of SuperMega?!

by phagus January 25, 2018

Matt

A mid-pubescent boy who often exerts his dominance over others through cup pong although he is not that good. His friends often let him win in order to keep him from crying.

I had to let Matt win again so he didn’t cry during class

by Young boyG October 10, 2019