Crack head who happens to be a dog. Crazy dog who secretly runs his own bar/mafia in his kennel , he secretly can talk and loves when u tickle his penis
by PU22Y_D3stroyer September 11, 2022

Louie is a very funny guy, he has a bad temper but that makes sense as he is Italian. He is very clever when it comes to setting people up. Louie is a very nice person just don’t wind him up.
by Ahdyssbeetgs November 24, 2021

Louie is a name of a very sexy man who can take his alcohol. He's a very good musician and that he pleases ladies in the bed.
"Oh yes... yes yes... I just came"-lady
"I can do round 5... my name is"-Louie
"Louie... I can tell" -lady
"I can do round 5... my name is"-Louie
"Louie... I can tell" -lady
by MY HUNNY HUN HUN December 6, 2017

louie is like the coolest person to ever exist. shes the best aba player (NO CLICKBAIT) she loves piss and bicuits
she likes peakstars and boobies!!
she likes peakstars and boobies!!
by kenji fortnite ball lover May 3, 2021

being simultaneously the best/worst fandom on twitter. Louies will support Singer/Songwriter/artist/Ceo/Entrepreneur/Business man/Model/Artist/ Author Louis Tomlinson until their last breath, but have no common sense and deserve nothing.
“oh bro, you’re a louie?”
“yes, i’m a louie. i hate being a louie, the people here don’t follow back and we haven’t seen louis’ face in over 100 days. stream walls”
“yes, i’m a louie. i hate being a louie, the people here don’t follow back and we haven’t seen louis’ face in over 100 days. stream walls”
by louisselfiewhere March 26, 2021

This is a con artists tool. It is a wad of banknote paper wrapped in 5-10 hundred dollar bills to make it seem the con has no need of funds. Thus, the "confidence" in "con man". Name comes from riverboat crime lore.
"When I pulled out my Saint Louie bankroll with my car keys, you should have seen that sucker's eyes pop!"
by panicoasis October 31, 2014

Louie is a very unique individual. There have been plenty of people who have attempted to imitate the King and failed horribly. He is a man who is stronger than everyone else and could beat you to a pulp. Very attractive with big muscles, he is wanted by women. A complete gentleman he will open your door for you. However he is not afraid to get rough and naughty. Also, he could possibly be one of the funniest people ever. He is considered a God among men and magnificent man beast for the ladies.
Louie is who your father wanted you to grow up to be or who your mother wanted you to be with, depending on your gender. He gives advise and guidance to the worlds most interesting man. He's the best guy you could ever bring home to your parents, but watch out because your mom may want to sex him up! He's the guy that will always keep you guessing. He's amazing at everything he does. When you are with him he will make you laugh by copying you constantly. Quite possibly the love of your life. Impossible to ignore or forget.
Louie is who your father wanted you to grow up to be or who your mother wanted you to be with, depending on your gender. He gives advise and guidance to the worlds most interesting man. He's the best guy you could ever bring home to your parents, but watch out because your mom may want to sex him up! He's the guy that will always keep you guessing. He's amazing at everything he does. When you are with him he will make you laugh by copying you constantly. Quite possibly the love of your life. Impossible to ignore or forget.
Louie
by Anonymous3722 November 23, 2021
