Jason

He is a very shy person who likes to masturbate a lot. Sometimes he likes to play around and touch other people. HE may seem creepy at first but he is very talkative even though he talks in a monotonous voice. He jacks off once in the morning and at the night to the girl he is completely crushing over! TAYLOR! Overall, very nice guy but is kinda creepy.

Have you seen that Jason? That guy seems totally like a Jason

by DawitLoverandGrishenHater101 March 6, 2019

Jason

1. Someone who'll look you in the eyes while you spider poop.
2. Knows exactly how to tell a fart joke.
3. A blumpkin friendly friend.

1. I spider pooped with Jason yesterday, he was on top. His eyes are so blue.
2. Jason told a fart joke.
3. Jason poops easier when receiving a blumpkin.

by buttjed February 3, 2010

Jason

To jason is when you secretly video tape a girl having sex with you in your childhood bedroom as a 45 year old balding fat dude..

wow he did a jason!

That girl has no idea what she is in for..

yeah shes gonna be another internet hit..

by POVERTYISADIFFICULTHING June 15, 2010

Jason

An extremely gay human being that is in love with penis . He tried to get girls, failed..., so at the moment he tricks boys into going inside his home and does bad stuff to them.

OH MY GOD! That guy has so many dildos ! He must be a Jason .

by kylemorn October 2, 2017

Jason

A Jason is a sub breed of a Kyle (male Karen)

Dude he’s such a Jason. Like wtf

by CommanderQ August 23, 2021

Jason

a person who moves from girl to girl & can’t keep a stable girlfriend. He says that he’ll always “be there for you”but it’s just a bunch of bullshit. He’ll leave his real friends who care about him & that will take a bullet for him ,for some people that will constantly backstab him

oh he just lied behind my back he must be a Jason.

by Debbie Nunez February 14, 2018

jason

U think jason is a freak and weird but hes not. He's the most handsome boy u ever met, he can sometimes be shy but he likes this one girl and if he stares at u ALOT ur the most luckies girl alive

wow jason is the most handsome boy in this whole school

by efodkjfd October 2, 2019